We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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