No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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