I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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