They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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