It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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