I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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