Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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