covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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