Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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