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• (323): View more from California

  Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me

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• (310): View more from California

  I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

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  its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  ...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation

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• (925): View more from California

  I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt

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