you traded sex for a burrito?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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