i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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