I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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