Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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