i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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