he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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