After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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