ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
is wine microwaveable?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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