Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Terrible idea I love it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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