My room smells like vodka and shame
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
