These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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