I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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