Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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