i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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