Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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