we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm too high and old for this...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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