school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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