i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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