i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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