Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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