how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
