just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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