Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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