I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Sponge bath it is.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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