But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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