I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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