I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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