I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
