I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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