Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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