Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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