Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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