I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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