No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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