I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This is the high leading the old right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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