i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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