There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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