so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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