Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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