How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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