I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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