Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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