That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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