He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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