am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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