Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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